gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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