I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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