But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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