This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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