Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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