Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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