I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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