Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm passing your future prison.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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