butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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