Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
