she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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