But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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