Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
