I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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