Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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