We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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