Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
When did angry sex become our thing?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
