do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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