Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You're a waste of cheezeits
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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