Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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