bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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