Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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