WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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