Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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