i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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