Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
