I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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