I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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