the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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