I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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