I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We talked him into tasing himself.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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