My nipple is on Facebook.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I have post one night stand depression
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