We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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