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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.

(1-717): View more from Pennsylvania

That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.

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(574): View more from Indiana

Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.

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(845): View more from New York

I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.

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(210): View more from Texas

I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!

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