hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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