I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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