But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
