Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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