Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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