You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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