I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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