is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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