she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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