it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
i now understand why vodka
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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