This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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