remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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