okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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