that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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