And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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