its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I need to sanitize my soul.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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